Shenzhen: Even Dogs Wouldn't Go (So Why Should You?)
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Alright, let's rewrite this in a way that resonates with everyone, even foreigners, making sure they can appreciate the humor:
- Once again, we're taking flight – and this time our destination is Shenzhen!
- You know, I particularly enjoy flights arriving in the early hours, like at one or two in the morning.
- And why not? Ever thought about it? What if (I mean it might happen, although it frequently does) the flight gets slightly delayed?
- Haha, then I get to witness the breathtaking sunrise, and have my breakfast at the same time! Quite "romantic," if you will!
- Besides, let me tell you what fascinates me even more: observing the passengers sharing the same flight as I do:
- They board the aircraft with their bloodshot eyes, clearly exhausted from the long journey.
- The way they look at us... hmm (whistle), as if we snatched their sugarcane skewers or something, it makes for quite the interesting sight, don't you think?
- Once again, we're taking flight – and this time our destination is Shenzhen!
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The Guangzhou-Shenzhen misery Olympics begins now.
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My flight from Guangzhou to Xi'an yesterday was delayed for 3 hours.
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No worries. Arrive in Shenzhen in the morning, and the moment you step out of the subway, you'll be swarmed by motorcycle taxi drivers.
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That's so relatable.
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Shenzhen's forecast calls for rain every day, but we never actually see any.
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Right at this very moment.
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My flight to Guangzhou ended up landing in Ganjiang.
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Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard I'm numb!
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Generally, weather conditions tend to worsen in the afternoon. Plus, an early flight helps avoid cascading delays from earlier arrivals. But if the weather is truly terrible, it doesn't really matter if it's morning or evening. A morning flight could be delayed until night, while afternoon and evening flights would probably just get cancelled.
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Flying from Hefei to Shenzhen. The on-time rate for this flight is only 33%. After reading the comments, I'm genuinely worried that my flight, scheduled to arrive a little after 1 PM, might not land in Shenzhen until 3 or 4 PM. I'm already mentally prepared for a delay.
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I just came from Hefei. My flight was originally scheduled to depart at 7:30 PM and arrive at 10 PM. It ended up taking off at 11 PM and I've only just arrived now.
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I'm numb.
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440 is a steal! How'd you manage to get that price?
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I'm not usually one to laugh.
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Maybe the inbound aircraft couldn't make it? Honestly, there are just so many potential reasons for flight delays in Shenzhen.
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Finally escaped from Shenzhen! The crew on our flight was absolutely the best!
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Was it Shandong Airlines?