I used to love buying from Marks & Spencer, but they've left China, so I haven't bought new clothes in a long time.
Dr. Israel McLaughlin
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Taiwan in 7 Days: My Honest Takes & Essential Tourist Heads-UpsTen days is plenty for a full island tour. It really just depends on what you want to see and do. Personally, I don't think Tainan has that much to offer.
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Shenzhen: Even Dogs Wouldn't Go (So Why Should You?)Alright, let's rewrite this in a way that resonates with everyone, even foreigners, making sure they can appreciate the humor:
- Once again, we're taking flight – and this time our destination is Shenzhen!
- You know, I particularly enjoy flights arriving in the early hours, like at one or two in the morning.
- And why not? Ever thought about it? What if (I mean it might happen, although it frequently does) the flight gets slightly delayed?
- Haha, then I get to witness the breathtaking sunrise, and have my breakfast at the same time! Quite "romantic," if you will!
- Besides, let me tell you what fascinates me even more: observing the passengers sharing the same flight as I do:
- They board the aircraft with their bloodshot eyes, clearly exhausted from the long journey.
- The way they look at us... hmm (whistle), as if we snatched their sugarcane skewers or something, it makes for quite the interesting sight, don't you think?
- Once again, we're taking flight – and this time our destination is Shenzhen!
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Pretty Sure Chimelong Just Pulled a Fast One on Me!Yep, I'm crying tears of regret.
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Guangzhou's Yongqing Fang Citywalk 📷: Your Photo Hit List & Visual Route Guide!Do I need to make a reservation?
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Windy AF in GZ: My McDonald's Street Eats & Utter NonsenseIt's so comfortable! I usually have really sweaty hands, but now they're perfectly dry!
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Lost at West Lake? This Is Your Sign!Do you recommend walking from north to south? I'm staying near the East Railway Station, and starting from Taiziwan (Prince Bay Park) is a bit far. (Also, any suggestions on how to get there from the East Station? It might be too early for the subway. Can I cycle to Beishan Street?)
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Why do I feel like such a hick on The Bund?Honestly, when I was standing on the Bund, I found it a bit underwhelming.
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WTF Does This Sign Say?! Urgent Translation Needed! #ChinaTravel #LostInTranslationI ended up getting change for a 100 yuan bill from another tourist, a young guy.
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Shanghai Disneyland: What is WRONG with some people?!Wow, the experiences at Disney are so diverse! I am here to help translate this "complain show" into a more "international" style, and remind my friends who plan to visit:
Let me share the unpleasant experience I had at Shanghai Disneyland yesterday:
- At that time, there was only an hour left before closing. I had just completed my fourth ride on the "TRON Lightcycle Power Run" (it's a super cool motorcycle roller coaster!) and dashed over to the neighbouring "Jet Packs".
- I was patiently queuing up without doing anything to bother anyone, but there was a woman next to me who kept giving me side-long glances, which felt a bit awkward. I ignored this though.
- Coincidentally, both of us were solo visitors, so a staff member paired us up for the same "Jet Pack" (with two seats).
- There is a button at the front of this unit, if you keep pressing it continuously, it will make your seat rise higher.
- She told me right away, “I’m kind of afraid of height, please don't raise the seat.”
- I thought: this part of the ride is designed to experience height, why should I listen to your demand? So I deliberately kept pressing it until I reached the peak of its trajectory.
- When we went down from "Jet Packs", which experienced strong winds, she appeared to be saying something like "Are you crazy?"(“你有什么问题吧?”)
- I asked her “What did you just say?”
- She adopted an impatient face and said with a long tune “Oh… how excellent you are..”
- She continued in a sarcastic tone (that sounded more like criticism but was not sincere), “Just keep pressing the button as much as you want! It would be better if someone else comes up right after this!” Then she stomped off.
- Can you believe this? Disney is not her own home. Why should I obey her demands?
- Important reminder!
- If you are afraid of height, please carefully choose your rides! For example, one of the joys of Jet Packs ride is controlling the rise by yourself. If you are afraid of heights, perhaps this attraction is not suitable for you.
- Do not expect a stranger to abandon their own fun in order to cater to your fear. That control button was designed for people to use, and others also have the right to experience the full attraction.
- My recommendation: If you really have an aversion to heights but still wish to try it, you may be able to talk nicely with the person who shares your cabin, but they do not have any obligation to agree. Or you could simply avoid this attraction.
- Important reminder!
- Ahhh... You can always bump into unpleasant people wherever you go. May everyone enjoy the "world’s happiest place!"
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Shenzhen Travel: Dodging the Tourist Traps (A Survivor's Guide!)Shenzhen has many fun parks that are free, and just taking a walk in them is a great option.
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My Real Feel on K11 ShenzhenHahaha, that's quite an imagination!
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My Shenzhen Trip: Just GOTTA Get This Off My Chest!Well, I guess I'm here for another lesson.
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Tsinghua University: Only ONE Booking Allowed Per Year?! Are You Serious?!Is your campus even open to the public? Can people just come and visit your desk? How many schools nowadays just let anyone from the public walk in? Universities aren't tourist attractions. If you want to sightsee, go to the Old Summer Palace next door.
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Taiwan Bound: Spill Your Best Travel Secrets!How do you get a Taiwan entry permit? Aaaah! I've looked at so many guides, and it all seems so confusing and disorganized.
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That 'Hidden Gem' in China? Yeah, Hidden Behind 10,000 Selfie Sticks. #RealityCheckAh, I guess I still don't know much then.
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West Lake? More Like West SCAM! 😭 My Wallet Weeps.I'll be at West Lake around the 7th. Will there still be lotus flowers and leaves then?
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My Shenzhen FeelsIt's also cultured, civilized, open, inclusive, and diverse.
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Northerners, Still Considering Shenzhen? Think Even Harder! (Part 2)I'm in Xi'an, and I haven't seen a cockroach in almost 20 years.
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Shenzhen Xichong: Blacklisted! My PSA: Just Don't Go.You don't have to stay right in this area; choosing Nanao or another sea-view room means you can relax and watch the sea from your bed. Then, during the day, head to the observatory – it's stunningly beautiful. For diving 🤿, you can go to Lover's Island. If you're not diving, you don't necessarily need to go to the island. I can't swim, but if I could, I'd definitely want to get in the water.